I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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