I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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