so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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