i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I have aggressive nipples.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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