She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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