whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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