It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her