Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.