So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night