We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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