Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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