Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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