shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Randomize