dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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