I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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