S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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