I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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