I hate your face
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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