went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
