I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
