And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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