Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Randomize
