you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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