You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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