At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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