nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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