How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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