thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
