Swine flu. Run for my life!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
This baby is an asshole
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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