I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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