im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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