Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I could fuck to npr.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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