when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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