My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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