You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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