I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I AM VODKA MAN
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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