its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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