About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Shame - the story of my life.
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