Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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