Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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