I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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