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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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