Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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