Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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