Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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