just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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