yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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