I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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