just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Randomize
