so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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