They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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