At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
