Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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