I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
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you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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