In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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